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Shakti Gary Gandhi v The Best Team in Scotland

Discussion in 'Celtic' started by The Raging Oxter, Aug 19, 2013.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Snash? That's a great word.
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I'm going to be more realistic. 4-4 (Ambrose hat-trick and a spectacular 30 yard header from big Sammy).
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

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    Shaktar's Team Bus on the way to the Stadium.

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  4. DevAdvocate

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    What are they using just now anyway? FirstBus or Private Jet?
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I'm not mocking them. :bandit:

    Any team that put Bate out has to be decent.

    I would be very happy with a goal-less draw.

    I made sure I put on dark boxers today just in case I skitter them.
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Judging by the fact they're staying in 5 star hotels at away games I'm guessing private jet.

    It's like Brewster's Millions with these ****s (except there's no larger inheritance once the £30m has gone!)
     
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    Once we get past the sight of dead sheep layin all over the place, i think we will win 2-0.

    Well, that's what Ian Black told me.
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Aye.

    Anybody willing to rack up lines for aw **** is a good **** <ok>
     
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  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I was always that ****
     
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    Browser in work doesn't support the ITV stream <wah>

    I've put a "meeting" in my outlook calendar for 4 O'Clock - obviously, this meeting is a phones-aff, sixth floor number :bandit:<pub><****yeez>
     
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    Some cocky bastard going "Fire in, there's ****ing loads" then giving it the big petted lip when he realises everyone has been racking up monster lines. <laugh>
     
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  13. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    <laugh>

    I love parties you're not invited to.
     
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    <laugh>

    My mate stole the passports from an entire family at a party in Alness we crashed. They'd left them in a kitchen drawer or something before they went away on holiday. Stole all the alarm clocks too. Dirty bastard.
     
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  15. EspaniaCelt

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    Yea, the unknown quantity aspect with these sheep-sacrificing witches is even more nerve-wracking than if we were playing a known wizard team and hoping for the best.
     
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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I heard the game is on canal+ in Spain <ok>

    That's a fairly decent platform for two non-Spanish teams, is it not?
     
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    Looks like Espania Fake Taig Fernandez Horatio Bethquez Th Th Th Th Celt has made a rip roaring **** of himself as usual.
     
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  18. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    I was at a party in Pitlochry once, around about Christmas.

    I wasn't involved, but some people decided that it was worth their time to open and then steal all the xmas presents <laugh><joop,socksandothermiscshit>

    **** must've woke up thinking he'd missed christmas cause the place was covered in wrapping paper.
     
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    <laugh>

    Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.
     
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    Van Dijk plays from the start , him and kolo in the middle of the defence
     
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