Interesting

Just nicked this from RTG, Di Fanti on Rome to Newcastle flight, the plot thickens

https://twitter.com/Alexwalka

 

It's hardly news like. Italians on flights out of Italy???

 

Looks like he overheard random words... west ham (may have been watching alf garnett), roma (group of gypsies have set up caravans in his garden)... sessengon (how crap he is at the moment)

 

Not sure if you have read it all or if you are being sarcastic, give me a clue

 

What next? Bolognese sauce now available in jars?

 

That's class

 

really? where from?

 

Dolmio is made in the Netherlands

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What about the puppets? Are they Dutch too?

 

Puppets? PUPPETS?

You mean they're not real?

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Are you saying we are signing RVP??? Get in.

 

I love the Dutch... such friendly people. And there women will let you fondle them in rooms in Amsterdam for only 30 guilders.

A mouse lived in a windmill in old Amsterdam
A windmill with a mouse in and he wasn't grousin'
He sang every morning, "How lucky I am,
Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"
Chorus:
I saw a mouse!
Where?
There on the stair!
Where on the stair?
Right there!
A little mouse with clogs on
Well I declare!
Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair
Oh yeah

This mouse he got lonesome, he took him a wife
A windmill with mice in, it's hardly surprisin'
She sang every morning, "How lucky I am,
Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"

Chorus

First they had triplets and then they had quins
A windmill with quins in, and triplets and twins in
They sang every morning, "How lucky we are
Living in a windmill in Amsterdam, ya!"

Chorus

The daughters got married and so did the sons
The windmill had christ'nin's when no one was list'nin'
They all sang in chorus, "How lucky we am
Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"

Chorus

A mouse lived in a windmill, so snug and so nice
There's nobody there now but a whole lot of mice.

 

Left back from Roma?

Mark Noble from West Ham?

What it says to me

 

Elementary dear Watson. But what about the case of the missing Sessegnon?

 

Quality Tune

 

Should use it for a song.

 

Look at the weather, Rome or Sunderland? I doubt he lives over here anyways, his job is to travel.

 

The weather is not the point, if you bothered to read/believe the eavesdropping

 

I thought they were puppets, are you saying they're real? I didn't think that I was wrong, but I could be.

 

I am in Italy this week, am in Livorno today, Rome tomorrow and Naples tomorrow. I will see what the word on the street over here is and report back if I find out anything.