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Peruvian Jailbird Wid Ye?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 12, 2013.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Self-loather eh?
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Ahem. I'm strictly Scotland-based.
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Is Scotland not part of the world then?
     
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    Yep - plus ca change.
     
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  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I read that incorrectly ... I read self-loafer, i.e one who puts on their own shoes and thought "I ****in hope so, the ****'s in his 50s for **** sake"!
     
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  6. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    No I am waiting for the full story to come out.

    As for the supporters who sang it, I'm guessing they are just having a laugh.
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    As were you no doubt.
     
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  8. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    When I heard it about an hour ago, yes I did laugh.
     
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  9. Null

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  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    They've ****ed up haven't they?
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

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    "Melissa Reid and Michaella McCollum have told detectives snaps of them basking in the sun wearing bikinis were taken in Lima while they were being held by a South American cocaine cartel.

    But it is winter in Peru – with cool temperatures, cloud, rain and little of the blistering sunshine seen in the two pictures. If, as police appear to suspect, the pictures turn out to actually have been taken in Ibiza, the girls’ credibility will be destroyed as both insist they met for the first time just before they flew separately to South America".

    <doh>

    ****ing hell, they deserve locking up if only to protect everyone from their sheer stupidity.
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Aye. But somebody has to smuggle in drugs for the junkies and pot heads who litter our nation.
     
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  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Read another story where (suuposedly) CCTV disproves thier story about being held at a safe house ...
     
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  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Still, every time I see that footage of them in the airport, I think "that Irish one would have absolutely zero qualms about tonguing yer arsehole".

    She looks like a scratcher, though.
     
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  15. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Yip... pity they get caught!
     
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  16. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Victimless crime
     
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    low lifes
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Aye. But at least they had the balls to go for it.
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh><applause>'
     
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  20. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I still think the law is at fault.

    Folk take coke, folk sell coke - if it was monitored and taxed, we'd all be better off and two perfectly good nineteen year old vaginas wouldn't be out of boaby's reach.
     
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