Official Summer Signings / Rumours / Info Thread

It's this piece that made me smile :

Liverpool were the early front-runners to land Willian until Newcastle made their move.



It makes it sound as if we were/ are second choice to a team that barely escaped relegation.
Now before all you Geordies start jumping up and down I don't think he will go to either club I am just trying to show what piss poor reporting this is. And I bet the dick gets paid for it

 

Fair enough lads.

 

The Newcastle rumour is of a £15m bid for Willian... all other rumours the price is £30m. Rubbish it is.

 

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Willian looks like a women there.

 

I think you'll find a number of us on here are the same fans from the 70's and 80's.

 

NUFC have got The Hairy Bikers involved and sent them over to Brazil to cook him a cottage pie, they believe that will be enough to get the signature.

 

No more news on Willian then I take it?

 

Latest pic of Willian, out in Liverpool last night....

Many of you will have seen the photo of Willian, out in Garlands last night, but that wasn't the end of the evening.

This photo shows Willian, Hulk (who we are also singing, you heard it here first, but keep it under your hat) me, and Glen Johnson, all at the Grafton for grab a granny night.

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Unlike the other photo, I'm sure you will all agree that this one is undisputable proof that for a Brazilian who has been living in Russia, Willian, sure knows the worst ****ing dives in Liverpool

 

Did you score, Noble?

 

Yes, I was on the Kop in the 70's and 80's. and you lot were a ****, useless team back then too!

How many Brazilians have you currently got in your squad? Just askin' like....

 

I've got this itch.....

 

Mods close the thread. There will be no more signings this year in world football. Wenger confirms it.

 

Southampton have signed Pablo Osvaldo from Roma for £15mil breaking their transfer record again after signing Wanyama for £12.5mil

16 goals in 29 games last year
11 in 26 year before

End of Rickie Lambert?

 

Wasnt Gaston Ramirez £16m last year?

 

Southampton certainly showing plenty of amibition! Wasn't it them who signed Lovren too?

 

Then I take my hat off to you. I did a sponsored parachute jump for the Hillsborough appeal. Great people in those days, great team, it was a pleasure to visit Anfield.

 

We're still **** No Brazilians. Canny few French though. Maybe too many.

 

Inded it was. I expect a good season for then under Pochettino.

 

Will be a competitive season for sure. Fulham, Southampton, Swansea, West Brom and Aston Villa have all strengthened well.. Norwich have made some decent signings, as have Newcastle. Sunderland have as well, too many too soon though, will take them time to bed. Not to mention West Ham! ... Ok pretty much everyone.