The best thing from newcastle.............ever

Was thinking Gascion,mabe Carrol, then decided,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, the A1.

 

My lasses tits mate

 

We were all thinking it, thank god someone said it...

 

i thought they were all tits that came out of Newcastle

 

You get a few c***s too.

That's not the bad C word. It's the worse one.

Trying to clean up my act by starring things.

 

Just phoned her with the thread, shes chuffed to bits, but going to cut your knackers off.

 

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/51753-Viewpoints-on-Sunderland?p=517773&viewfull=1#post517773

Now now. If you're going to borrow someone else's joke, at least give some credit for it.

 

Ha ha, it's complimentary Bill!

Lasses love compliments...

 

didnt look at the url mate, just a long time thing, always known, remember we are not all youngans.

 

Mate, you're one of the best posters on the board, but I swear to god, if I followed some of the tongue in cheek advice you offer...

Well I wouldn't be as pretty as I am now.

 

Did i advise you to poke a crocodile in the eye like?

 

Tried that in Australia,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, thats why my nickname is leftie.

 

Would be better advice than to tell me to tell some of the birds down here they've got cracking tits.

 

I didn't advise that silly sausage.

 

It was implied.

Or at very least I inferred it.

I look for advice from father figures often. I think it's got something to do with the fact that my real dad (Syd) abandoned me at birth.

Effer.

 

NAH SON. Syd kept the afterbirth, and threw the baby away. any resemblense?

 

Well I'm not grey and wrinkly...

 

I wouldn't recommend any kind of interaction with the girls of e+c mate!

Faces like stuntmans knees...

 

NDQP,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Is that a qualification in daftness, us old wrinklies, are a bit slow.

 

Finish my degree and then move to Brazil or Italy. Now they know how to make women.

I've been practising Italian just in case. I can count from one to four as long as I don't have to say three...