........................................do we not? You seem like a nice guy, we'd have to pretend to fall out for the build up to the game. You'd fall for it, tell us we play in a ****, pointless league. We'd pretend to get angry and you'd believe it and start to push it a bit more. One or two of us would take it seriously...or maybe not. We'd start to mock the fact that Liverpool used to b a big club. You'll take umbrage and ask what it is like playing in a one team league. There'd be veiled references to the death of the of the bad guys and you'll think that bothers us. We'll say how good Everton are and you'll go ****ing Tonto. The match will pass off. Whoever wins will place loads of significance into it, whoever loses will console themselves that it means nothing. We'll all agree we were all only joking and wish each other the very best of luck for the season. Is that what you want? Coz that's what'll happen.
Excellent! The classic 'mihi in odi est' with modern technology - who'd have thought it ... other than, maybe, the luddites!
Having a look at the Liverpool board's thread on this game I am like mystic meg..... Although not as freaky.
Any Aberdeen fans slip on board the plane with the Celtic team? http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/sport/article5078624.ece
They've just made this really easy for me - when I become Lord Protector of Europe I will get my military police to seize the Sun's paywall database, and quickly set up concentration camps to exterminate anyone who has actually paid money to read their 'news' online.
Problem with that threat is that we who hack into it and read it for free, just for laughs, will have to refrain in case we're mistakenly lumped in for extermination ... but where else will we get our kicks from reading such amusing garbage?
Listen, as with every case of trying to change humanity there will of course be a little bit of a waste product, on the side - unfortunately you may fall into this category (or not, I haven't decided yet). If it's any relief I also intend to include every single human being who has ever appeared on (the British terrestrial channel) ITV, at any point. Sure I may catch a couple of actors, or others, who I actually respect - I'm thinking killing David Jason is a bit harsh, since Del Boy is a legend - but yeah, in order to keep it simple everyone who has appeared on ITV must die. We may lose some respected National treasures, but just think of the masses of Jeremy Kyle and X-Factor contestants that will make it so much worth it.
Oh, that's all right then, I can live with that. Just ensure that, in your extermination spree, you include those women in the ads for 'secret escapes'. You know, the ones where they whisper that hotels don't like having empty beds so they are open for offers and then they berate you in a louder whisper, but so as not to let anyone else hear, to "quick, go, go!" or something similar .... for some reason that ad annoys the life out of me. .
I think we'll certainly need to before next week's replay! I also think you'll do well this season - you started off okay against us and maybe you should take a leaf out of Karagandy's book for the rest of this season ... I mean, playing style on the pitch, of course.
