Peruvian Jailbird Wid Ye?

Aye I know.

 

ya ****in bam



Genuinely made me laugh out loud there.

 

[h=1]Peru drug arrests: Spanish police 'doubt' over women's claims[/h]The head of Ibiza's police investigation into drug trafficking claims against two UK women has cast doubt on claims they were coerced into trying to smuggle drugs out of Peru. Melissa Reid, from Lenzie near Glasgow, and Michaella McCollum, from Dungannon, both 20, are accused of trying to smuggle £1.5m worth of cocaine.

The pair deny the claims, saying they were forced into it by a gang in Ibiza.


But police said they had several opportunities to alert the authorities.


First Sergeant Alberto Arean Varela, head of the anti-drug and organised crime police unit at the Guardia Civil in Ibiza, said the claims ran counter to his knowledge of trafficking cases."Sincerely, with my experience, I don't think these girls were forced to do this," he told the BBC. "Because, particularly when you go to South America, you need to pass several consuls so the first thing you [would] do is go to the passport consul and say 'Listen, this is what is happening to me', and the police will react - so I don't think they were forced."


'Not typical' Dr Jennifer Fleetwood, criminology lecturer at the University of Leicester, who has carried out research into the involvement of women in the international drugs trade, said their experience did not appear to be typical. "We know that most drug mules are male - women represent about 20% but that does not mean that their story is not plausible... anyone who researches this [issue] finds people who have been coerced," she told BBC Radio 4's Today Programme.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23737272

 

Case closed. Two innocent lassies locked up

 

As my father used to say "The jails are full of innocent men" or in this case women.

 

As Pud says "fly wi the craws get shot wi the craws"

 

So, the Oirish burd's family has sent over a lawyer?

This lawyer is taking money from the family for a free holiday. He will come back achieving the square root of **** all and a nice tan.

Where, then, is the shame?

 

I suspect ciaran being a ****...

 

As normal then?

 

Which begs the question what is normal?

 

For him, being a ****.

 

I'm the only guilty man in shawshank

 

It's true now as it was waaay back then Dan, no **** will admit their guilt, certainly not to their own families. Crime is a myth because no one is committing any, they'd be as well closing down the Police and the courts.

 

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/peru-drug-arrests-pal-melissa-2181497 It was the Scotch lassie leading the innocent Northern Irish aspiring nun astray...

 

Some people can turn sanctimony into an art form

“I came home because I thought I was being pushed out my own apartment because of all of this. It’s been a rollercoaster for me. I just don’t know what to do any more.

“But I bet Melissa is sitting there thinking that she wishes she had listened to me now."

 

Nobody likes people who say "I told you so".

 

Or druggies who perpetuate crime around the world.

 

Indeed, I can't stand those types.

 

Sung at the Stranraer - Rangers match

Two girls had a dream
But it wasn't as smart as it seemed
Now they have no money, no coke, not even a gram
They're stuck in a cell
They'll both rot in hell
So **** you Michaela and your suitcase as well.

 

So you and the Rangers support have now decided she is after all ...guilty?

It's amazing what an Irish passport can do to change people's opinions.