God cures AIDS

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23729684

Patients suffering with AIDS have been told to stop taking their medication and "rely on God".

Hopefully if all goes well, the Pope will try and convince God to turn his hand to curing Cancer and solving world hunger.

It's just a shame nobody thought of this earlier.

A source close to the Almighty said; "All they had to do was ask, simples".

 

This was specifically aimed at young people suffering with AIDS.

It seems that the Church deems younger people 'easier to convince' than older patients... then again, the terminally ill and criminals with long sentences always seem to be the people who 'find Christ'.

(I am making no comparison between AIDS sufferers and criminals before any of you start)

 

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The power of prayer can cure anything, including cancer....



ummm, except for re-growing missing limbs. The lord can't seem to fix them for some unknown reason, no matter how hard you pray

 

Not to be pedantic but that's a concertina

 

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Robert Smith was a big haired freak

 

Best you vote for that then!

 

I was right into The Cure in ma yoof. I had the spikey/messy haircut anaw

A permanent embarrassment to my parents I was.

 

You still are Gammy

 

I doubt it. They're dead.

Whereas you're a permanent embarrassment to all. Ya timposter.

 

I meant you are still into the cure Gammy . Your beel seems to be clouding your judgement

 

I rest my case.

 

Beely McGambol.

 

That's Proddies for you.

 

Great new tactic, tell someone they are beeling. I wonder why no one has thought of it before?

 

Tina. She's never thought of that before.

I rest my case.

 

I already voted

 

Oooft . How touching Div sticking up for you all day. I wonder why .

His memory is as usual very dodgy though .

Looks like your t he one in cahoots with timmy Gammy .

 

Nothing wrong with memory as I seem to recall asking you who are the Sash Bashers are on the Gers board... what seems like weeks ago. The silence is deafening.