1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Peruvian Jailbird Wid Ye?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 12, 2013.

  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    34,179
    Likes Received:
    9,757
    It's what I'd do...
     
    #401
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,585
    Likes Received:
    18,242
    I doubt that happened. It would be a stupid way to do business. But let's imagine for a moment it did happen. She could have gone to the authorities at the very first opportunity.
     
    #402
  3. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    34,179
    Likes Received:
    9,757
    Exactly...
     
    #403
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,585
    Likes Received:
    18,242
    Anyhoo, I thought they claimed they didn't know what they were carrying? How can ye get threatened to go and bring back a suitcase of porridge oats?
     
    #404
  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    34,179
    Likes Received:
    9,757
    <laugh>
     
    #405
  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    63,752
    Likes Received:
    13,027
    They changed their story the next day <laugh>
     
    #406
  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2011
    Messages:
    44,657
    Likes Received:
    30,914
    She feared for her family back in innocent old Ireland.

    Led astray by the devious Falkland grabbing British.

    Madden will probably get her a claim out of it.
     
    #407
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,585
    Likes Received:
    18,242
    When caught they had yet another chance to come clean to the authorities, yet they chose to try and lie their way out of it. Forced ma ****in arse. Pair of daft wee bints who saw the chance for some quick dosh and a free holiday while acting it up like Thelma and Louise.
     
    #408
  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    63,752
    Likes Received:
    13,027
    That's about the size of it.

    Kidnapped <laugh>
     
    #409
  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2011
    Messages:
    44,657
    Likes Received:
    30,914
    A wholly unfounded allegation Gambol.
     
    #410

  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,585
    Likes Received:
    18,242
    Yet it makes far more sense, and is far more likely, than a drug gang kidnapping and forcing people into being mules. That's just too ridiculous for words.
     
    #411
  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    63,752
    Likes Received:
    13,027
    You don't understand Gambol, the Irish tart's lawyer says she was Kidnapped.
     
    #412
  13. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2011
    Messages:
    19,124
    Likes Received:
    6,716
    Ah think the nasty gun toting IRA supporting oirish bitch forced our honest decent innocent Scottish lass into this.

    Free the Lenzie one <ok>
     
    #413
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,585
    Likes Received:
    18,242
    I think I'll be a drug smuggler.

    Hmmm. How am a gonny get the drugs into the country?

    I know. I'll kidnap and force some daft wee lassie into doing it for me. Hmmm. Is there a chance she might run straight to the cops? Aye. Hmmm. Mibby better to get some daft wee bint that's willing to do it for some cash. What's better for business, I wonder?

    There's Brits in jails the world over caught smuggling drugs. And let's face it, only a fraction of mules are caught. I would guess drug gangs don't have much trouble recruiting mules.
     
    #414
  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2011
    Messages:
    44,657
    Likes Received:
    30,914
    Peter Madden is a man of impeccable credentials Dev.
     
    #415
  16. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2011
    Messages:
    15,330
    Likes Received:
    1,106
    <laugh>

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-23711372

    A solicitor for Michaella McCollum, the Tyrone woman suspected of drug-smuggling in Peru, said she has not been charged but could be in Peru a "long time".

    ****ing *****.
     
    #416
  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    63,752
    Likes Received:
    13,027
    If by "Impeccable" you mean "a Typical Lawyer" then I suspect you are correct.
     
    #417
  18. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2011
    Messages:
    15,330
    Likes Received:
    1,106
    Aye.

    Lawyers never just tell you what you want to hear <laugh>
     
    #418
  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    63,752
    Likes Received:
    13,027
    The only time they tell the truth is when they hand you their bill...and even then.
     
    #419
  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2011
    Messages:
    44,657
    Likes Received:
    30,914
    #420

Share This Page