O/T So that explains why they feel the need to bad mouth us all the time

Unusual for the Daily Mail to be talking sense, but it's understandable and explains a lot if the southerners are bit insecure due to our natural abilities up north.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...re-chaps-worst--Londoners-laziest-sheets.html

 

"Londoners least concerned with women's sexual needs"

That's because they are either rioting or shooting someone.

 

Now slate me for moving DOWN south.

 

**** the southerners useless ****s

 

That's the problem in the first place, nobody will

 

I'd just like to extend a personal invitation to all southern women.

Best night of your lives guaranteed. (1)

1. Daily Mail

 

exactly

 

Better than my plan, moving from the place with the best competition to right next door to 2nd place.

 

The Daily Mail is not the most erudite of our newspapers, but it gauges the pulse of the nation in a way that the Grauniad and the so-called Independent never will.

 

I think it was a pun!

 

Before you all get to cocky ......

Why is the assumption that Yorkshire men are better ?

Could it not be that women elsewhere have higher expectations ?

Just saying

 

What makes you think we limit ourselves to Yorkshire women?

 

Your sort engage in hanky panky with goats! In front of packed trains full of wimen and children!

I don't think anything would surprise me with you northern lot. No.

 

Are you offering to be the impartial judge? The best of ours compared to the best of yours?

 

1,802 is a very small sample for this sort of poll - some of the more remote counties might only have had 5 or 10 women to base its ratings on. Hell, they might all be sleeping with the same man.

 

It's cohabiting couples. If a guy is living with 5 or 10 women and sleeping with them all then it must be the Yorkshire ones, it just wouldn't happen if he was crap.

 

Sounds like someone needs to

 

What sort I am?

 

Judging by your fat ugly mug, you look the type to sit in front of the computer with a tissue.

 

I understand why you have that name now.