Wayne Rooney - What a Guy

Wayne Rooney 49 feet-tall 'Shek' guy to be burned on bonfire by Edenbridge Bonfire Society.

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A bonfire society unveiled its annual guy today in the form of scandal-hit striker Wayne Rooney.

The 49 feet creation, complete with green Shrek-style ears to mock the Manchester United ace's likeness to the animated ogre, will go up in flames at Edenbridge Bonfire Society's annual parade and display on Saturday.

With crowds of up to 15,000 spectators expected, the steel-framed structure is packed full of fireworks to ensure the footballer goes up with a bang.

Dressed in full kit, including the club's famous red shirt, the effigy depicts Rooney clutching a copy of his lucrative new five-year contract under one arm, while in his other hand is a holdall full of cash.

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Past celebrity guys include Cherie Blair, Gordon Brown and Russell Brand, while last year an effigy of glamour model Katie Price was burnt at the stake.

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Who would be your Guy?

 

Last year's Bonny mustav been a cracker!

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This **** wid be at the tap ae ma Bonny...

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Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.

Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, t'was his intent
To blow up the King and Parli'ment.
Three-score barrels of powder below
To prove old England's overthrow;
By God's providence he was catch'd
With a dark lantern and burning match.

Holla boys, Holla boys, let the bells ring.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!

And what should we do with him? Burn him!


Another Epicus Failureus by Timmy.

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Nobody posting is better than your pish Rocket

<----------606 is that way.

 

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Actually it's that way Patrick ------>

And this thread's been on since lat night without reply yet when I throw a little bit of religion into it it gets people posting.


D'you get it yet?


That's the education lesson over for today.


Jog on