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Suarez News (#ONTOPIC)

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by jaffaSlot, Feb 11, 2013.

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When will Suarez leave?

  1. Pre-contract, gone 1st day

  2. Gone in July

  3. Gone in August

  4. Gone on transfer deadline day

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  1. Lucas Talking

    Lucas Talking Well-Known Member

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    After knuckling down and staying at Liverpool, Suarez helped them become champions after scoring 107 league goals, including the famous last minute winner on the last day of the season to clinch the title, which gave the iconic badge kiss pictures he will forever be remembered for. That off-season, he signed a 9 year contract extension, ensuring he would retire with the club he loved. His 2nd daughter, named Steven (after Steven Mulhern - whom Suarez loved to watch perform his incredible magic tricks) was born that year, and she would later go on to become the highest scorer for Liverpool Ladies. His many humanitarian and philanthropic ventures were typical of his good nature, most remembered on the football field where he corrected the referee on 2 incorrectly given penalties on the penultimate game of the 2016/17 season, in a game Liverpool lost and ultimately cost them the title.

    He later became Prime Minister of the UK (despite being a dirty daigo foreigner) and cured all conflict in the Middle East.
    After securing world peace in 2039, Suarez was named first ruler of the newly-formed Earth-Alliance-Republic.
    Everyone lived happily ever after.
     
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  2. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Then Lucas Talking woke up and realised he'd wet the bed.

    Again.
     
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  3. Lucas Talking

    Lucas Talking Well-Known Member

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    Not for 3 days (new record:1980_boogie_down:)
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's a load of ****ing bollocks, you tool <ok>
     
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  5. Rep :bandit:
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Twot <ok>
     
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  7. Jimmy Squarefoot

    Jimmy Squarefoot Well-Known Member

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    Suarez is training with the first team ...
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    How do you know?
     
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  9. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    ssn reporting rhc
     
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  10. What they reporting him for? <whistle>
     
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  11. SJD

    SJD Well-Known Member

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    He has apologised also!

    What a turn around, you couldn't make it up!!!
     
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  12. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    not sure, they will think of something though <ok>
     
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  13. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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  14. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    Making the BBC look like morons.

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    Thank you Ben Smith, very gracious of you to accept reality.
     
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  15. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Liverpool have agreed a deal to sign Valencia left-back Aly Cissokho on a season long-loan.

    The France international, who was linked with a move to join Sunderland, has agreed to join Liverpool on an initial loan with a view to a permanent move.

    Manager Brendan Rodgers has been looking for reinforcements at left-back as Jose Enrique is his only senior player in that position and has identified the

    Frenchman as a viable option.

    Cissokho is expected to travel to Merseyside next week to undergo a medical and agree personal terms at Anfield.
     
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  16. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Bollocks wrong thread <doh>
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    How do you know?
     
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  18. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    Yep, looks like BR and JWH attained a flawless victory in this saga. Tobes will be so pleased for us <ok>
     
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  19. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    Couldn't make this cack up <laugh>
     
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  20. SJD

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    Its on SSN now mate
     
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