Hmmmm. Chicken sounds about right. Had fish last night, will be havin beef tomorrow. So chicken it is!
If the Spanish weren't so ****e at war then there wouldn't be an issue. Its the same bollocks being peddled by governments in the **** to distract their lazy populations from the mass unemployment and financial meltdown. First the argies with their sabre rattling, now the Spaniards.
I reckon we should declare war. We could do with a nice, easy war to rebuild our fragile confidence after the Afghanistan fiasco. Then we should be in good form when WWIII kicks off.
Just tell the Spanish to get tae, or point out that straw hat and stuffed donkey exports will plummet
The Dagoes would cack themselves. Last time it looked like things were kicking off nearby - WWII - they started a war with themselves just to keep out of the way.