rough as ****

Going to be a long day today

Now I know how jip feels every day.

 

nae luck. I was a good boy

 

I'm off the juice for a while. Was out last Thursday and Saturday for the first time in a while and got spangled. Was alright but, played poker with mates on Saturday and I won both games, 80 bucks up. Promptly spent it though.

 

So you're fat, baldy, English and have marriage troubles?



Jip

 

I think I'm still pished. Was on the whisky last night. A bottle was gone between 2 of us before half time then I was hitting the cider.

got the fear just now.

 

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Bunch of ****s.

 

...and ginger. You forgot ginger.

 

and a mammies boy, don't forget that.

 

Can ye be ginger and baldy?

 

and a nigel

 

Yep just look at Mick

 

Aye. Unless he's bald all over his body. #gingabaws

 

Stop doing that ****ty hashtag thing

Twitter

No self-respecting programmer would do that...

 

#whynot

 

#indicatorbawz

 

#tinafistsdeadhagfish

 

Tina nearly married #saggybawz

 

• biggus guttus,
• can't see own diccus,
• edge has downy jizz,
• lorne sausage face venom,
• toby is a spastic beeler