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Off Topic The Rep Brothel

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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  3. kiwiqpr

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    good evening all
    the new Zealand judges will be giving out their scores later
     
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  4. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Morning rep fans!
     
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  5. kiwiqpr

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    nah
    keep it going
     
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  6. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    What would we do all day!
     
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  7. kiwiqpr

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    Keith and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll try being a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Keith says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him you charge a hundred dollars. Any questions and I'll be parked around the corner."

    She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing her leg, when a guy pulls up and asks "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars." He replies, "All I got is thirty."

    She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Keith and asks. "What now. What can he get for thirty?"

    "A hand job," Keith replied. She runs back and tell the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job.

    He agrees and she gets in the car. He unzips his trousers, and out pops this huge willy. She stares at it for a few seconds, then says. "I'll be right back." She runs back to Keith.

    "What's wrong?" he asks.

    "Any chance you could lend this guy seventy dollars?
     
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  8. Jamrag

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    tagged where poss peeps - adios 'til the next time :p
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

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    The missus might have an idea or two, why not ask her?
     
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  10. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    That's a very bad idea AB! She's always fulll of ideas. They never involve copious amounts of drink and watching sport though.
     
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    Get a TV in the bedroom then.
     
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  12. kiwiqpr

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    repped
    the new Zealand jury have given you
    nul points
     
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  13. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    rep
     
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  14. kiwiqpr

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    the new Zealand jury have awarded you some rep power
     
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  15. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    whilst the new Zealand judges have seen fit to award acs some rep
    there will be no points with the award
     
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  16. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    ld has been awarded rep and rep points by the new Zealand jury
    although it is likely to be for the last time
     
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  17. kiwiqpr

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    the new Zealand jury do not like this idea
     
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  18. Busy Being Headhunted

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  19. kiwiqpr

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    that's an aussie sheep
     
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    Repped.
     
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