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Soft, southern, ****y Nigels v deep-fried mars bar munching, borderline alky Jocks

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Aug 14, 2013.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    He's a **** that's what he is.

    A fat **** as well.
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Scotland must be empty, cos central London has been rammed all day with men in skirts.
     
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  3. LEROY FER 10

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    Martin Whittaker & Snodgrass to start
     
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  4. Paulpowersleftfoot

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    Would love it if Rooney got his leg broken.


    Not on the same level of loving it with me though
    Could arouse a cheeky semi that scenario
     
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  5. Erik

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    Couldn't give a toss about this game or the result, but I'll be watching anyway to see how McGregor does for Scotchland.
     
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  6. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    Heres the line up
     
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  7. LEROY FER 10

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    Ruddy gets the #23 shirt
     
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  8. Paulpowersleftfoot

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    How in ****s name is cleverly good enough to play for England ?
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

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    ScotlandFanMuir arrested for dancing naked in the fountain in Trafalgar Square.<badger>
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

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    Are the poncy morris dancers out in force?
     
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  11. Erik

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    How the **** does Wilfried Born In The Ivory Coast To Ivorian Parents Zaha even qualify?
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

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    he is a natural morris dancer, that's why.
     
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  13. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Having not been to an England game since 1986 I wouldn't really know what to look out for. Didn't see any ****s dressed as crusaders though.
     
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  14. stopmeandslapme

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    No John Terry :(

    Daily Mail, as per the script, have the best article about the scotch invasion:
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-ahead-Scotland-v-England-football-match.html

    They interviewed ER:
    And took some pictures of the shirtless scotchmons experiencing sunshine for the first time not that they'll get a tan:
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  15. LEROY FER 10

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    I tried plantain once. Maybe I'll get a game at the next Cup of Nations.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    **** the nigels, **** the plastic paddies, mon the scots #heartswell
     
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  18. stopmeandslapme

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    Lived here since 4 years old, what's the problem?
     
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