As I age

I once let Mrs Gas (the 2nd) shave my balls and pubes, it was one of the most nerve wrecking things ever. If at that moment she could see into the future I would have been the English John Bobbit

 

Aye. Or the trimmer attachment on ma leccy razor. Ma baws start shrinking in fear when I go near them with it though.

 

Gas' marital life has got more lineage than the House of Windsor.

 

What!! ****in ****.

Wet shave only for real men.

 

Telling lies on the internet?

You'd never catch me doing that

 

Yer language went a bit jonno there.

Leccy shave suffices on work days when am gonny be in the office on ma todd. Wet shave all other times.

Roon ye.

 

Ah know, doll. You only have 1 cat.

 

This

 

Aye I do that

 

I whack the whole lot doon in public bogs. Breeks half way doon ma arse. Still disny stop the occasional dribble when ye pack it all back in.

 

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fuxake

 

Are you serious? I canny let what av got go hands free. I need to pick it up and point it.

 

An ex of mine said he used to sit down to pee sometimes coz he loved the feeling of warm wee on his balls

 

Naw, I meant pick it up and point it.

It's you that seems to be able to rest yer nuts on yer zipper and that's enough to steady the small ship.

 

Say whit? How the **** does that work?

 

You need to be a compton ass eddie for that to work.

 

It's all I know. I never witnessed him doing it. He did have big saggy bawz though if that's any help.