As I age

Naw, your penis is getting smaller.

 

Yer baws are swelling up. Yer jism is all backed up. Get the missus to relieve ye for the good of yer health.

 

The whole rest of your body - apart from your bawsacks - is shrinking : eventually your body will become so imbalanced in comparison to your testes that the only saving grace will be that you will be able to wobble but you wont fall down <weeble>

 

You more than likely have the same condition as the bloke with the 10 stone bollocks.

 

You have a tumour. Get to the quack ASAP.

 

Sounds like you have a bad case of fat mancbaldy gingeralcoholic bad aids.

I would suggest ketting yourself checked out but I'm not going to.

 

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Big balls - more to hum

 

Canny beat a bawhum, especially on ma wee bald patch at the back of ma knackers.

 

'TmI

 

Am jist sayin so ye can take notes.

 

Poor but no any poorer than the other ****s puns.

 

2/10

 

Beat your PB then.

 

True. But am even mair rubbish at puns than you. But we're both better than Pud. That daft **** thinks he's actually good at them.

 

You actually had me checking the back of ma bawl sack

Think I'll shave my scroat later

 

Nae baldy patch?

I don't actually shave ma haw maws, although I've said I did on here. I keep them very neatly trimmed. Shaving them is too much like hassle.

 

toenail scissors