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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Aug 14, 2013.

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  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    We've also got the oil. It's under the ground.
     
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  2. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    " Aye, so who`s a nation of ****ers colonised by ****ers now ya ****s ? "
     
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    Oh i'm sure they'll come in handy for you. what are you going to do? Bomb russia and say it was us in the hope they'll retaliate?
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nah, we'll just sail one of the nuclear subs up the Thames and have a wee 'accident' :grin:
     
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    The thames is so polluted it wouldn't make any difference.
     
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  6. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Hark at the industry expert <laugh>
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye, ok. We'll go with your idea then. When I phone ye with the message "the pig is in the poke, the pig is in the poke" ye'll know it's time to get out of dodge <ok>
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Aye, he knows his stuff alright.

    <laugh>
     
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  9. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    I'm no wrong though. Brass tacks 'n that.
     
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  10. Null

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    <laugh>

    It makes me feel safe that there are experts like Venom looking after such a valuable commodity ...
     
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  11. stopmeandslapme

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    We've got the instruction manual.
     
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  12. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    is that a comfort to you ?
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Google :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Aug 14, 2013
  14. The Raging Oxter

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    It was written by IKEA. You're ****ed <ok>
     
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    Not me guv - I know people in the armed forces. They'll probably think they've programmed them to fly to Pyong Yang only for them to land in Peckham
     
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    Which one of you ****s is it :)
     
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  17. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Operation Shock and Awe will be commencing in T minus seven, ground zero is Tower Hamlets. Over...
     
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    rogueleader, Aug 14, 2013
  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    It must be a novelty for English people to see Scots on the streets and not be asked for a "spare cig" or some change.

    Anyway, "spare cig"? What a daft idea. If I buy a pack of 20 and somehow get 21, then I've got a spare. Otherwise, piss off and collect some dimps you tramp.
     
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  19. RAVENBLACK

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    It's mainly gas that is under the ground.

    Fracking is the new boy in town.

    Oh and the Morris Dancers have plenty under their feet too.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 14, 2013
  20. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    You've read too much Irvine Welsh for your own good.
     
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