Peruvian Jailbird Wid Ye?

No necessarily, I believe most users don't give a **** if its trendy, they simply want to get wrecked.

 

I'm board of all these puns...

 

No I don't.

Two utterly stupid wee fannies get busted in Peru and I should feel sorry for them or in some way be held responsible by my actions?

Like I said, I'm free and laughing. They're locked up.

 

Partition of me wants to believe that.

 

None of the pot I smoke is imported.

My class As aren't imported (coke is ****e)

I very rarely take any drugs that would have been imported, and if I did, I'm cool with it

It stimulates the local economies and allows farmers in the middle of nowhere to make a bit of cash. In exchange, a couple of daft bints go to jail for a couple of years.

I'm fine with that.

Think of those 3rd world farmers you're trying to deprive of a living ST

 

It's partly my fault because I smoke hash

 

But the more mules that get caught, the less charlie on the market, the price goes up and the quality down.

****ing Bastards

 

I'm going to start calling you Midday Express.

 

I'M glad I just skimmed over those last few posts.

 

Don't disturb me when i'm wallowing in my own guilt

 

I Ames to please.

 

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Time to get some octoporn posted then...

 

Yep I can verify that

No gaping assholes please. Octoporn, Hetro and lesbian is fine.

 

Are you not mortarfied after that one?If I was you I'd throw in the trowel.

 

Anyone noticed that the Peruvians used porridge packets? Wicked sense of humour there.The two wee bints will be eating plenty.

 

Frank McAvennie flavoured oats...

 

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Wall to wall with bad jokes

 

If only they'd used the one with the tranny on the box they might never had got busted.

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