Peruvian Jailbird Wid Ye?

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/peru-drug-arrests-melissa-reids-2163149

Aye, they just happend to be in Peru

 

You really are dense. I actually do hope you die, I'm not attempting humour.

Hun ****.

 

The wee speccy would get it. No shagged a speccy in ages.

 

That's whit ah just said anaw

 

Why don't you just get fuddy to wear yours next time she's round?

 

I could make a joke here along the lines of it being because they're wearing glasses and can therefore see you better but I wont.

 

Farm accidents are always funny. Especially when a combine harvester is involved.

 

Good idea. Am doin that tonight. She can wear them while sookin me aff in front of the fitba.

Naw, hawd on, I won't be able to see the fitba then. That might be a good thing though.

 

Yes, cos that would be hurtful and you're no that kind of person.

 

The speccy one has Jim Rosenthal's nose.

 

I don't recall that at all because as far as i'm aware NO TIMS have been arrested or even identified as suspects. I do however recall you saying that it was most likely Celtic fans who torched the bus despite the Police not having any suspects.

How dare you jump to conclusions Pud, i'm sure the usual suspects will be along soon to take you to task

 

Aye, but you like that.

 

No really, man.

A gammy from her would leave a big tear running right along the big vein

 

Hail Caesar.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-23694291

Dev's red face imminent

 

Get a ****ing grip "forced"

They boarded an international flight under duress did they? Passport control must have been a nightmare wi a gun to their head.

 

Hmm, is'nt that what I said they would say?

 

Of course I said that, but was reminded by yourself not to jump to any conclussions.

Remember to practice what you preach Dev.

 

Are you genuinely stupid because it seems that way?

 

He's not just stupid. Entirely ignorant as well.