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Soft, southern, ****y Nigels v deep-fried mars bar munching, borderline alky Jocks

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Aug 14, 2013.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Can't see anything but a win for the southern pansies.

    Feel free to post comments, predictions, abuse and your prejudices here ahead of the big game tonight. The Irish are welcome to join in.
     
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  2. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Since when were the Irish ever "welcome"
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    In the The NYPD 100 years ago?

    Apart from that though...
     
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  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    On another note; get stuck intae these morris-dancing gayboys.
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I hope noone gets injured
     
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  6. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    I don't care about the score as long as at least one of the nigel players suffer a horrific injury after broony gets pissed off at his lack of footballing ability and starts lashing out.
     
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  7. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Although if we do win I probably won't be at work tomorrow.
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Couldn't give a flying ****.

    Two horrible teams to watch playing football.

    Hope there's a riot and ****s get killed and stuff.
     
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  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    They are two ****e teams but unfortunately England are a bit less ****e than us.

    Would love it if Rooney got his leg broken.
     
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  10. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Should be a stroll in the park for Nigelshire. If it's too big a win, I'll have to disguise myself by affecting a Home Counties accent and eating lots of fruit and veg.
     
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  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    In the best traditions of the predictions on the Celtic board...




    Six ****in' nil to the sweaties.
     
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  12. Cruyff's Turn

    Cruyff's Turn Well-Known Member

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    Temporary allegiance to the Scots if Snodgrass is playing.
     
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  13. Deleted 1

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    knowing what a lot of the England fans are like and having seem more than may fair share of grown men in kilts, replica shirts and hiking boots i would say an Al Qaeda visit to Wembely would do both countries a massive favour.
     
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  14. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Either that or put ST on a jumbo.

    The first flying suicide bombing ****.
     
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  15. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    He's not done anything in an England shirt since 2004 so that would suit me.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I see our U21's took 6-0 pasting aff the nigels <grr>
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Aye. There was a time when our under 21 team was good. Of course, hardly any of the players went on to do anything of note but they were decent at that age. Now we're ****e at that age anaw.

    It doesn't augur well for the future.
     
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  18. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    <laugh>.
     
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  19. Null

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    Gerrard to snap his ligaments ... ****in scouse ****.

    Rooney to pump McGhee!

    Strachan to take the piss out of Hart until he cries.

    John Terry to be killed by a black scotsman.

    Gareth Barry to catch the bad aids.
     
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  20. charlienicholasismydad

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    10657-1.jpg
     
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