Peruvian Jailbird Wid Ye?

I was at a farmer's funeral recently,there was a big turnip at it!

 

Me too, tried getting a seat in the church but there wasn't mushroom in there.

 

I wish you'd slurry up and stop making these terrible farm puns.

 

grow up ffs, so immanure

 

Here comes Trev claiming fowl play.

 

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Fred Allen

Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.
Victor Hugo

 

aye they're a bit corny

 

TWO British girls caught smuggling £1.5million worth of cocaine out of Peru were ordered to “do it or die” by ruthless drugs lords.

Melissa Reid and Michaella Connolly were lured off the streets of Ibiza by a shady Cockney “geezer” and had guns placed to their heads after being handed over to a south American drug cartel.

The sinister gang had gathered details of the girls’ families in Glasgow and Belfast and threatened violent reprisals if they failed to follow their demands.


And now we have it, the "Mysterious Dude" defence.

 

Unless they are involved in the smuggling of Sauvignon Blanc then I am an innocent man.

 

getting desperate now.

 

"Forced" to go to Peru.

Also known as a "Reverse Paddington"

 

Please wait until the full story is told before making any type of judgement

 

Trading marmalade for coke.

 

You really shouldn't get so worked up over tabloid stories.

 

http://www.scotsman.com/news/transport/man-dies-in-aberdeenshire-combine-accident-1-3044461

Ahva goat a brand new combine harvester, fit like.

 

Just **** off

Worked up?

Hardly, i'm just showing that my prediction of the other day was in fact correct.

 

Forced to go to Peru via Madrid in fact

 

Spastic.