Clank! Is that the sound of a name being dropped?

I met Billy from Eastenders once.

 

Is he a sheep-worrier as well?

 

No, I was in London.

 

You could have been on an urban farm

 

I could have been but I was in a pub which is much more fun.

 

Obviously a sheep-friendly pub

 

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I played football against Neville Southall once.
(Think I've mentioned this before)

 

David Mitchell lived around the corner from a music school I studied at. He looked terrified when ever he passed.

 

Did you twat the welsh, sheep-shagging ****?

 

phil taylor was at my mother in laws 60th.
I used drink with roy keanes brother and hence roy when hd used be home
ronan o gara before he moved to france was a gambling buddy
I ****ed rushies old doll carol anthony

boom

 

I met roger moore in greece a few years back

 

Bet that raised an eyebrow.

 

I lived with a Waterboy and a Hue & Cryer.

I spent a lovely evening getting stoned in my room with Mike Scott.

Davey Paton of Magic and January fame, who played with Elton John and Kate Bush, wanted to dep for my band "because it looks like so much fun."

I kissed Kate Bush.

I've worked with Sam Brown and Van Morrison. Van was the nicest old woman I've ever met.

There are others but that's enough name-dropping from me.

 

Respect (if it was before she touched 14 stone).

 

Word! Saw a recent photo of her {shudder}

 

It was Michael Laudrup today... just sayin'

 

Now I know you're ****ing lying