Peruvian Jailbird Wid Ye?

I often take a wee bit of hash with me when I go on holiday. Mum's the word though lads

 

Yep. It's the first thing I do. "He did it. Get the bastard!" Works a treat.

 

The problem though Dan is that every **** who gets caught refuses to take responsibility for their own actions, it's always the "Mysterious Dude" defence they use. A shadowy figure lurking in the background who "Forced" or "Tricked" the into smuggling.

 

Just to point out, before someone else does, I accept full responsibility for my abysmal typing

 

Three Hail Mary's and a Watchyamacallit, my son.

 

I've just said 3 decades of the Rosary

 

3 decades? Sounds a bit extreme. Whit did you do to get sentenced to 3 decades?

 

Dougall, from Brighton, was arrested in a sting operation by Indonesian police in May last year after Sandiford, from Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, was found with 10.5lb of cocaine stuffed in the lining of a suitcase as she arrived in Bali.
Dougall returned to Britain in May, when she was reunited with her daughter. She has always insisted she was the victim of a "fit-up".
"I was unaware of the cocaine that was in my house," she told Daybreak.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/british-mother-rachel-dougall-locked-2101531#ixzz2bqfdjpY0



Sandiford, 56, has insisted she is innocent, saying she was blackmailed into smuggling cocaine last May.
She was convicted in January and sentenced to death after the judge rejected the prosecution's recommendation of a 15-year prison sentence.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22365358


The lawyer of two Britons who are facing the firing squad in Indonesia after being accused of involvement in a £1.6 million cocaine ring on Wednesday claimed his clients were innocent and said they had been framed by police.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/indonesia/9299929/Lawyer-for-British-couple-facing-death-for-drug-smuggling-says-they-are-innocent.html

 

Made an arse out of myself on here - they take that kind of thing very seriously you know.

 

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I'm waiting to hear the full story before making any judgment on the Peruvian two.

 

Yet you are confident that the Rangers bus was torched by Celtic fans.

Figures.

 

Fixed that for you medro

 

Hit the nail on the head

 

I'm pretty sure the lassie from Ireland is at least Celtic minded.

Her name ffs

 

lenzie is mostly prods, well the rich half

Reid can go either way though

 

infact nah, reid is a proddy name eh?

 

Reminds me as a young lad having to slip out down the kitchen extension with the shoes and trousers over the arm,the bird was babysitting and the people came home early!

 

Wouldn't be the first time