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  1. Seabass

    Seabass Well-Known Member

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    An American coached an English football team. Perhaps we could get this guy in to replace Pards seeing as it looks like he is out of a job now [video=youtube;UjfHOsuzNK4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjfHOsuzNK4&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

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    Think an American coach might have us shooting over the bar.
     
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    Figure Cisse would do pretty well in American Football
     
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  4. 2010 tops dog

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    It would be an improvement from pardew the bell end
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    Don't let Norma Snockers hear you saying that.
     
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    True, pardew could accidentally burn sjp down and Norma would still back him
     
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  7. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Would we replace the entire team every time we win/concede a corner or free kick (Offence & Defence)?

    Might mean we actually score from a set piece in a competitive match.
     
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    I must spread some Reputation around before giving Obi Wan some again.
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Disgraceful isn't it, getting behind the team and the manager. Burn me at the stake. I should be more like you and just be wrong all the time ;)

    I think we should all get Pardew masks for the opening games as a show of support to our great leader. You in?
     
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    Pardew already plays with NFL tactics. Hit the ball long and high and pray to god someone gets on the end of it, otherwise you look like a complete spanner...
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

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    Be quite something.
     
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    <laugh>

    NUFC - masters of the Hail Mary - Soccer Style!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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