So...

...whit huv a missed? Any arguments/meltdowns? Have the junta been behaving themselves?

 

A finger?

 

I missed this place for the whole 3 days I was gone.

 

How was Windermere? You get attacked by any drugaddled crag rats? Did locals annoy you by coming up to you and asking if you wanted to buy some crampons?

 

Rather nice actually. Posh Hotel on the lake. I forgot ma dress troosers and shoes so she was raging with me when I went down to dinner in jeans and trainers. She got her own back on me by gettng severe food poisoning. Paramedics called out and everything. She refused to shag me after that. Bitch.

 

And Kendal Mint Cake stalls by the roadside.

 

Are you sure she isn't your burd?

 

That's extreme, I usually go for fart pills when I want to avoid sex.

 

That's terrible . Have you considered litagation ? Get the lawyers on to that .

I mean you spend all that money you expect to get your hole . Thems the rules .

 

Pretty sure. She never refers to me as her boyfriend.

 

That widny stop me.

 

She recovered in fine style Saturday night.

 

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fuxake

 

Would you admit to that?

 

Aye, Gambol would shag himself, nae bother.

 

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I stayed in some big old once grand hotel down there once - cant remember the name of it now - and for the whole time couldn't get The Shining out of my head

 

I would never admit to being anybody's boyfriend.

 

Place is still dead as <cough> at 11pm