Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Don't joke about it........................................................................................

 

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Your head was too fat?

 

You started it but fair enough


PS...As I've told you before, my eldest was an emergency Caesarian and we nearly lost him. Nearly lost my mrs with the second too (natural but forceps and didn't put her back together properly) which is why she's having a planned Caesarian this time

 

Blimey, with that amount of trouble you really do need to tie a knot in it.

 

She is being sterilised this time. Another reason for the Caesarian


Mr Gonzo... I got out of it na, na, na na, na (got another little ****er as part the deal though )

 

No. My Mum nearly died.

 

I meant don't joke about me being an alien. It's a closely guarded secret

 

Fair enough, as I've said, we've spoke about this before so I know it can be a sensitive subject hence me side stepping slightly

 

Right OK. Get the ****ing ale in then

 

Its your round, I bought them all last week!!!

 

Could have warned me.
I'm a C-section baby too. My twin brother was the wrong way round.

 

You didn't get me any

 

Thought you might have gathered by my massive side step

 

I did but I had to drink them for you #wasted

 

I've got 3 kids and have to have it done so I get screwed over on all accounts.

 

I have told the mrs I may get done still anyway #doublesafe

 

What are you, a masochist? Surely that's overkill?

 

Better to be safe...

 

I agree, wouldn't have it done if I didn't have to. Nice suggestion for brownie points but that's about it.

 

I should probably point out that I won't be doing it, just said it to keep the mrs happy

I said I was going to do it before and kept putting it off, look where that's bloody got me