He's driving all those disappointed convicts to and from the late night big park screens for the cricket mate!
Don't kid yourself, Stevo, its NEVER their fault. They're a minority group and have everything on their side. Try calling one our dark bretheren a racist and see how far you get.
Sorry, Mighty, it was a mis-quote. It should have been 'an even metre long' and that was just my dick. Twelve tonnes........well, that was just about right.