The votes have been counted, the text and phone votes are now closed, bribery has taken place and beer has been bought. Voting has been very tight, some of the candidates have been excellent, some have been rubbish but here goes anyway. We have 20 categories some of which have more than one winner because the nominees couldn't be seperated. Here we go 01. Best Mod is Valley (he got me unbanned), no real competition though 02. Best Jokes goes to Swantastic 03. Best Pet goes to Glamexile for his dog 04. Tight Bastard, least likely to buy you a pint goes to SA9 05. Most hated on the Cardiff board, plenty of candidates here but take a bow Project and Aussie. 06. Most likely to appear on Jeremy Kyle goes to Bony and KDA ( keep up the good work lads) 07. Best Thread goes to PGF for the Swans trip to Wembley 08. Worst Thread goes to PGF for all the match threads that just said "Discuss" 09. Worst away fans QPR, worst individual ZE (Liverpool mod) 10. Best away fans Newcastle and Norwich, Best individuals Bucks Blue (Chelsea mod-bought me beer) and Poshminx (on our board nearly every night) That's the halfway point of the awards, congratulations to the winners and tough sh.it to the losers Time for you to have a rissole and a pint before we continue building up the really big awards. Ready ? Here we go with part 2 of the awards 11. Funniest Poster goes to Mr Gullible (legend) 12. International Poster... Very strong candidates and all deserving to win but all things considered and time spent on the board doing the prediction league the award (known as the Jack by the way) goes to Musty 13. Best Newcomer... Very strong again but for being live on telly, looking like a wild man from Borneo and being a Jack bastard through and through the Jack (again that's the name of the awards for the slow ones here) goes to Mikra 14. Most mental poster... Again time spent here counts and even though Viking Jock put in a strong performance recently the Jack goes once again to our resident from the Coed the one and only FFS 15. Most Arguementative poster.... Controversial decision here because the favourite Dai has not won. The Jack goes to a poster who would argue with his shadow and has been known to make onions cry. He is a living legend and we all love him, take a bow Jäger Getting excited now anyone ? There's 5 big awards still to go. Who are the seasons big winners. Lets continue 16. Most Knowledgeable poster... Very very tough this one, we have some great posters (much better than our neighbours) but for the fantastic threads and info they come up with we are handing out a Jack to both Cove and Scott, keep it up please 17. Rossi's Rissole sponsored Lifetime achievement award goes to....A well known and respected poster who will surely be in the running for the hall of fame next year, he's liked by all us Jacks, gives the neighbours hell, is a bit deranged and is the man to see if you want a sh.it hot avatar, please be upstanding for Swimaway 18. Best Poster. We all know him and we all love him, everyone's friend and his football knowledge is fantastic. Beating many other great posters the Jack once again goes to our Ivor 19. MVP ( that's most valuable poster to you Swim)...... Well thank you for the people who voted for me, I nearly won it you silly sods !!! However I didn't, thank God. There are two Jacks for this one because I can't seperate them. Both these posters have had problems with their health, both these posters are highly respected. I count both as my friends and I am delighted that both are still here with us posting. The Jacks go to Mabon and Ash (Chico). Ash wins a pint with me, Mabon wins a team GB shirt And now the last one, the biggy. Who will be the 1st inducted into our hall of fame? I did consider calling it "The Groovy Gang" Hall of fame but I changed my mind at the last minute. I hope you all approve but it will be called the "Robbie James Hall of Fame" so award number 20 goes to... Three people are being inducted today. All three are long standing posters and its pretty safe to say all three are known to everyone on this board. The easiest way to describe the first person is that he has a horrible blue baseball hat, is a right grumpy sod if we lose and is a really tight bastard who watches the games on the bloody Internet. The second person lives overseas and when I did my one and only match thread last season for our away game at Man Utd wanted to know where all the knocking shops were in Manchester. Anyone that pervy is ok in my book. The final person, well can't you all guess? He stands out a mile, just like the other two he is equally disliked on the Cardiff board. He is the legend of Penclawdd and he is Huw Jenkins best mate. Would everyone be upstanding and put your hands together for three legendary Jack Bastards. DRAGONPHIL NORWAY and DAISWAN That concludes today's awards, well done to the winners, please feel free to post your comments and NO we were not having a most pissed award, maybe next year Would all winners please amend their signatures to coincide with their new found status, eg Minxy could just add on to hers "Best visiting fan to the Swans board" Now let the after awards party begin
Worst threads My "Discuss" threads are legendary , they focus peoples minds and are a quick fix when no one else can be ars.ed to do a match thread
I would like to thank my mam, my long suffering wife, my imaginary friend Tom, God, Satan and Dilli for this wonderful honour. I will be back to discuss but Mrs Swim just walked in with chips (ironically from Roma not Rossi's ....and sausage in batter as they had no rissoles!)
Not surprised I won best mod, one lives in England and the other only goes to a Swans match when he can sit in a VIP box at Old Trafford
Well I wasn't expecting anything, so I am honoured to share most likely to appear on Jeremy Kyle with Bony Thank you!!!
I hope Ze turns up to collect his statuette I here it's solid gold (coloured paint) and in the form of a small, shrivelled up knob
Ash Dill has mentioned Team GB again Thanks Dill i consider you a friend also And finally congratulations to all this years Jack recipients well done to you all
Yep, and I also know you have a VIP from the USA flown in to present it to him.... please log in to view this image
Sorry Ze, too late. Condolesa has had to fly back. We do however have another A lister waiting for your coronation... please log in to view this image
