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i'd get rid of the fez matey - leaves a nasty taste in the mouth - lets hope that Ass and Eeyore, our two little donkeys **** off and sell up soon

 

I didn't know he'd left but it wasn't months ago. He was there on the last day of the season.

 

That was over 4 months ago

Seriously though I thought he'd left before then.

 

3 months and 6 days is less than 4 months.

 

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