Got knocked off the bike this morning by a van, half way to work. ****ed my arm and knee, still cycled in then cycled back home this afternoon. 10 miles each way. #HardasFuck
Ya, real tough..... try riding a bike to work and shark bites you in half, still pedaled to work. #nolegs
**** off Bluff - we know you took the metro home after the shark bit you... http://metro.co.uk/2013/08/08/dead-shark-found-on-new-york-subway-3916237/ I just want to know why you left the lil' ****er there?
Bastard effin wasp stung my bastard effin toe last weekend and I had to drive for an hour with a toe three times normal size throbbing like a teenager's erection.
Some of you may know that I've been in a bad mood for a couple of weeks ( if I've taken it out on anyone on here) but there are a couple of reasons behind this. One of them a lot of you know about (work and potential redundancy at the end of September) but the other one I've had to keep to myself until today... #ruinedlifeforathirdtime #joiningmrgonzointhelovesack #newcarandhouserequired #gottwoboyssohopethisoneisagirl
Cheers fella's I didn't want any more and its taken me about three weeks to come round to the idea. I made it cleat to just about everyone I know that I didn't want any more so going to be getting a fair bit of stick in the next few weeks too Edit I don't know if I've been an arse on here or not to be honest, I don't normally notice when I'm being a **** but I know I can be at times
Maybe you're just an arse all the time then But again, congratulations mate, hoping for a girl this time? You might regret that eventually But it'll compete the family if you know what I mean
Yeah, definitely want a girl. That's the reason I've come round to the idea TBH, I can see it now when its born: Nurse: "you have a lovely baby son Mr Gerrez" Me: "FFS..."
Not finding out until the birth. the mrs wants to find out sooner but like I said with the other two, I don't want to know and if I find out then hell will break loose (her family can't keep their gobs shut)
Was getting ready this morning and the mrs was moaning at me that I was taking too long, my response was "if we don't make the appointment then its not really happening"
