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Dear Mr Camolli and Mr Dalglish...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by P.T.N, Jun 3, 2011.

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  1. P.T.N

    P.T.N Active Member

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    **** off, and get your own ****ing scouting system!

    Not so Kind Regards

    The Magpie Fanbase

    WHY!?, Why? Does every sodding player we ever wanna sign...always then and go and get linked to the bin dippers. Urgh, everything about that club makes my blood boil<steam>
     
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  2. Snorlax

    Snorlax Active Member

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    Who now?
     
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  3. Leon Bessi

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    every player we have been linked with



    except Shane Long.
     
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  5. Tiggyrimana

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    Dear Mr Comoli and Mr Daglish,
    It would be very benefital to the footballing nation if you take your faces for a **** and then disappear from the face of the earth.
    Take that tall, ponytailed, plastic mag, money grabbing, lassie bashing, ****ing arsehole with you too.
    Horrible ****s.

    Yours,
    Coloccini's Back Pocket (the place your strikeforce will be next year)
     
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  6. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Dear Mr Camolli

    Please could you stop following Mr Carr on his duty of Newcastle Head Scout. If you do not refrain from these activities we will be forced to
    implement a restraining order or worse sending a certain Cheik Tiote as Mr Carrs personal bodyguard.

    Yours, Newcastle United fans everywhere
     
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  7. TheLittleGeordie

    TheLittleGeordie Active Member

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    Could we not just get a restraining order, has to stay at least 300 miles away from carr or any of his targets?
     
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  8. Leon Bessi

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  9. Sir Bobby

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    Comolli is a slimy **** really. I bet he just follows Graham Carr around the world. I have even more respect for Carr though. He's playing Frank Abagnale from Catch Me If You Can, whilst finding ****ing gems like Tiote
     
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  10. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    I think he wants a date with Alan and wants to ask his dad for permission
     
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    We should just make Carr travel around with his son, that would put Mr Comolli off!
     
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  12. TheLittleGeordie

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    Or arrange some elaborate plan where comolli follows Alan around for a couple of months by accident
     
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    Actually Reading were scouting Tiote' when he was loaned out to Roda Jc from his parent club Anderlecht years before he joined Twente. They couldn't get a work permit for him so moved on. Mel Johnson was alerted to him by Brian MacDermott who had been alerted by Readings south coast scout. Carr had all the work already done for him. Cheers. <ok>
     
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    Even he has. It was seen as a shock move.
     
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  15. TheLittleGeordie

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    Only by people who didn't know we were linked with him
     
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  16. Lucaaas

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    Being honest you don't know if we're actually interested in the players or if it's just agents putting it into the papers so the player can get a new and bigger contract, it could also be Mike Ashley spreading rumours in the papers while there are season tickets still for sale to shift a couple more, it's what Everton do every season.

    Or Comolli could be a stalker, he does look rather shifty.
     
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  17. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Forget everything you said , expect the last line <ok>
     
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  18. Chris.

    Chris. #bringbackchris

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    To be fair, I think it's just people spreading ****e about players and thinking 'Liverpool have got money to spend' and 'Newcastle have got the Andy Carroll money to spend' and they are just linking every player they can think of with our clubs. <ok>
     
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  19. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Its lazy journalism
     
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  20. TheLittleGeordie

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    How much money do you have left? i was under the impression that all you had was from Torres
     
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