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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Aug 9, 2013.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    English lesson.........
    No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.

    However, in a recent linguistic conference held in London and attended by some of the best linguists in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clear winner.

    His final challenge was this: Some say there is no difference between “COMPLETE” and "FINISHED".

    Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand.

    Here is his astute answer:
    "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

    His answer was received with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes.
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Absolute ****ing pish man.
     
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  3. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Awful, just awful.

    1/10
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I'm here all week folks.
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Not if there's a God you aren't.
     
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I think that's a great anecdote ER - one of the best threads posted this week <applause>
     
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    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Thanks Dan.

    It's only us intellectuals on here that appreciate these words of wisdom.

    Tuna and **** Man just show themselves up as being moronic essentially.
     
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  8. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    A good effort sir, just ignore the negative haters.

    So full of hate and loathing that it will eventually destroy them.

    Slowly. :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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