Suarez Transfer News.

I thought i was being fair. What have i got wrong (and i'm not wumming, i'm in a nice mood today).

 

Good luck getting Liverpool fans to agree with those

 

I would rate Lucas over Arteta.

 

But Arteta is better than Lucas (hands down), and Theo is better than Sturridge, partly because he's a better player, and partly because he can actually play the majority of games in a season, not always get injured.

 

I can do it for you if you like? You'll try and play it cool and you'll try to be as unbiased as possible when thinking over it, but you'll start typing it out... "I disagree The Zlatan, I think Glen Johnson has been really quite bad for a good while, he's never really been great, he can't play an offside trap and is always the last man to step forward, he has very bad positional sense, plus he's not that great at defending, decent in a tackle but always gets caught out by smart players..." And as you're typing that out, you'll start to sweat profusely, you're veins will be bulging, you'll become parched, your face will become a crimson mask and you'll explode with rage, biting your bottom lip, saliva balls popping through your teeth on to the keyboard and the monitor, your vision will become obscured...

... You'll start hearing renditions in your head of YNWA from 95,000 strong, the memories will overwhelm you. "I'M A REDMAN!" you'll uncontrollably blurt out. And you'll type abuse frantically at me, taking random words and putting a swear word in front of it or behind it, over and over you'll type "YOU'RE A ****EHAWK! YOU'RE A GOBBLYDICK!" And you'll proceed to try and justify my claim of how you rate Glen Johnson. You'll start bringing up unnecessary stats, "IN 6 APPS HE DRIBBLED PAST 5 PLAYERS!" And then you'll compare that stat to how many players Szczesny has dribbled past. And then I'll prove you wrong again, and you'll neg rep me and get all your friends to do the same.

 

Lucas is one of the best DMs in the league, I also think he is a completely different style of player to Arteta so don't see the need for comparison.

Walcott only plays well when he's hankering for a new contract. He's so hot and cold, reminds me of Defoe in that respect. Either **** or great in a match.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23620554

Another one missed?

 

We'll be fine, Podolski can play DM if needed

 

I'd say Lucas vs Arteta is an interesting one. But i'd take Ramsey over Gerrard all day

 

Oh and Walcott ****s all over Sturridge...

 

"Understand #afc did not make offer for Higuain. Agreed personal terms but put deal on hold to prioritise Suarez, Napoli pounced #bbcfootball"

This is shocking, how many more times are you going to let Wenger do this to you and get away with it. He keeps making these convenient money-saving "mistakes" every year. Honestly, finishing 5th will be the making of you, the board will be forced to sack Wenger.

 

No he didn't. But he did say this "A Champions League team (Arsenal) is making a big effort to get me and one always wants to be where they feel comfortable.

Which other team is making this big effort to get him bar Arsenal? You really are in denial aren't you?

 

I think most people are pleased we didn't pay the additional almost 15mil and go to £35m - He is aquality striker but that is OTT for me. Aslong aswe wrap up a top striker addition i don't mind

 

No, Arteta is vastly superior. Very overrated and can't pass to save his life. He's going to be back up at Spurs.

 

Can you trust him to do that though? Out of interest, if he doesn't sign anyone this summer is that the tipping point for the fans?

 

Lucas is absolute quality when on song. I think he's better than Arteta. But Walcott vs Sturridge? Haha You're having a laugh. Walcott is twice the player Sturridge will ever be. It does crack me up when people go on about Sturridge as if he's skillful. Clueless people don't know what technique is. Sturridge likes to pretend he's skillful and technical by trying a few step overs and flicks. What the idiot doesn't realise is that you can't try to be skillful. You're either that or you're not. There's an aura about you. Some sort of cool air.

Obviously Englishmen who've never come across real skill get conned by this.
Have a look at Zaha, who's got even worse technique than Gervinho conning people left right and centre.

 

might be. but we all know it isn't arsenals. you lot signed anyone recently?

 

If he doesn't make any signings andgoes on to only finish 4th and not challenge for any silverware then that willbe the tipping point for a lot of supporters of Wenger. I think it is highly unlikely we won't make any signings though.

 

you are a pleb. of course you can try to be skilful its called practice

I bet you were crap at football when you were younger.

also sturridge is far better than walcott

 

Sturridge is nowhere near Walcott