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A question for the blokes (you're barred tina)...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Aug 7, 2013.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Av never quite understood what that is. Is it just a fancy name for pullin oot?
     
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  2. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> I get it, but doubt many others will
     
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  3. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Timing pumping the burd around her fertile periods. Worst time is a few days before the painters turn up.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I see. So they use a thermometer and a calendar and gauging her mood to decide when it's "safest" to pump her.

    The mental bastards.
     
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  5. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Had an ex on the pill for years and managed to get her pregnant, forgot to take them a few times! ****e myself.

    Another ex was a squirter, had to throw a towel town everytime we started to get it on.

    First time it happened I was warming her up with a bit of finger blasting and she went off like a tap.

    We both burst out laughing, my bed was drenched, had to sleep in the spare room.
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    None of this ever happened either :(
     
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  7. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Use a sandwich bag and an elastic band.
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    No need, just do most of your shagging a week or less before she's due to have the painters in <ok>
     
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  9. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Either that or just get yer Mrs to give you blowjobs all the time...
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Win win
     
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  11. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    All you seem to do Toby is run along behind me like a little puppy claiming "this never happened"

    Like I said before, not everyone lives their life like you.

    <worldofwarcraftchampion> <laugh>
     
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  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    That's not true either :(

    You're full of lies and fantasy Medro.

    Keep on making **** up though, it's an obvious sign of how depressing and empty your life is <ok>
     
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  13. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Yes because we all sit in our jeans for 2 months playing chess & world of Warcraft.

    Not everyone lives a sad lonely existence like yourself Mr Happy. <ok>
     
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  14. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    None of that is true either :(

    You have a problem Medro <ok>
     
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  15. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Quite, who in their right mind wants an audience of tradespeople watching while they are hiding the sausage?
     
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  16. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I'm the one who follows another user about a forum constantly saying "None of this happened"

    All in an effort for someone to interact with you.

    Mr Happy needs a hug.
     
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  17. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Up the bum - nae babies.
     
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  18. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>
     
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  19. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    One up the bum, no harm done ... apart to her ****pipe!
     
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  20. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Not with your cock Pud <ok>
     
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