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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Aug 8, 2013.

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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I poked aff a burd from Hoddesdon...
     
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    Null, Aug 8, 2013
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I'm very well, thank you for asking.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 8, 2013
  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I dunno about other Tesco stores but at the one in Corstorphine you have to fight to get past the staff to get stuff off the shelves. The ****s are taking up all the space doing people's online shopping. Also, people who shop online at Tesco.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Aug 8, 2013
  4. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You get me...
     
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    Null, Aug 8, 2013
  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    It's quite tasty though :bandit:
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 8, 2013
  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    < inserts pins into eyes >
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 8, 2013

  7. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    That's what they're bred for.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Aug 8, 2013
  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Says the northern ***** that butchers our language when he speaks.

    I bet you have a silly accent and you call lunch and dinner weird names.

    There's something wrong with you northern ****s, my guess is the gene pool. <ok>
     
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    Toby, Aug 8, 2013
  9. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Actually, it's our (Jocks) language.

    Modern English finds it's origins in what is nowadays known as the southern Scotland.

    HOOTS MON
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Aug 8, 2013
  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    makes sense. we pronounce vowels properly. englanders just make the same noise for every one.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 8, 2013
  11. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    innit
     
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    rogueleader, Aug 8, 2013
  12. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Nothing wrong with job creation for the heroin addled junkie *****s in Edinburgh.

    It's to be admired really.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 8, 2013
  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    respeckt
     
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    DevAdvocate, Aug 8, 2013
  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Better than adding r's to words unnecessarily. 'Barth' <doh> 'Grarss' <doh>

    Or calling unrelated men 'bruv' or 'bro'. So gay.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 8, 2013
  15. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    You daft apeth.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Aug 8, 2013
  16. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    [video=youtube_share;ODtZaA2ou28]http://youtu.be/ODtZaA2ou28[/video]
     
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    RebelBhoy, Aug 8, 2013
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