Obviously you didn't know they aren't dressing that way for our benefit. They dress that way for themselves, apparently. I know. Disny make any ****in sense to me either.
People who answer the question "are you alright/how are you?" with "I'm good thanks" instead of "I'm alright/not bad".
Cocktails. Pint bottles of cider, poured into a glass with ice costing an extra couple of quid than the draft version of the same drink. Alcopops.
Imagine walking around with half your cock out then castigating anyone who has the temerity to look? How dare you look at the top 3 inches of my penis?!
Hoddesdon Sainsburys is much less busy than the Harlow store, there were only two things that annoyed me: Man putting wine on shelf getting in my way when I was trying to stand back and scan the offers. Blind person in front of me at the checkout, I thought he was just a dude wearing shades.