Timing pumping the burd around her fertile periods. Worst time is a few days before the painters turn up.
I see. So they use a thermometer and a calendar and gauging her mood to decide when it's "safest" to pump her. The mental bastards.
Had an ex on the pill for years and managed to get her pregnant, forgot to take them a few times! ****e myself. Another ex was a squirter, had to throw a towel town everytime we started to get it on. First time it happened I was warming her up with a bit of finger blasting and she went off like a tap. We both burst out laughing, my bed was drenched, had to sleep in the spare room.
All you seem to do Toby is run along behind me like a little puppy claiming "this never happened" Like I said before, not everyone lives their life like you. <worldofwarcraftchampion>
That's not true either You're full of lies and fantasy Medro. Keep on making **** up though, it's an obvious sign of how depressing and empty your life is
Yes because we all sit in our jeans for 2 months playing chess & world of Warcraft. Not everyone lives a sad lonely existence like yourself Mr Happy.
Quite, who in their right mind wants an audience of tradespeople watching while they are hiding the sausage?
Yeah I'm the one who follows another user about a forum constantly saying "None of this happened" All in an effort for someone to interact with you. Mr Happy needs a hug.
