I did this once. She said I'm not pregnant just fat so I sat back down. She asked if she could still have my seat. I told her the exercise will do her good.
Arseholes on the train who put their bags on the seat next to them, or even worse, their feet on the opposite seat.
Yep - or people on the bus who now insist on sitting on the outer seat and don't allow you to sit on the unoccupied inner seat through sitting there more or less inviting you to have a fight if you so dare as look at them. if you don't want people sitting next to you don't use public tranposrt
Yep, there's a **** who is occasionaly on my train who does that, a smarmy looking ****pot with a ****ing ponytail who dumps his bag on the inside and plants himself on the outside seat. One of these days when the train is mobbed I look forward to making a point of getting him to move his bag.
I'm off to the supermarket soon so in anticipation: People who wait for a parking space near the store rather than walk 50 yards People who block the aisles with their trolleys whilst chatting People who are looking at the shelf I want to get to People who want to get to the shelf I'm looking at People who leave too much space between their items needlessly taking up all of the conveyor belt at the checkout People who stand too close in the queue for the checkout Old people People with brats Fat people And the worst offender of all... that old **** who put his small trolley inside a big trolley meaning I had nowhere to put my big trolley to get my pound coin back please log in to view this image
No-one actually annoys me in the slightest. I have an inner calm that glides me through life. So much anger in so many.
Do you fancy coming with me to see The Tragedy Of Coriolanus at the Playhouse tonight? It'll be fabby.
You should be allowed to take a knife into supermarkets. I hate being cut off by some ****ing fat bird with tits down to her ankles and 5 waens. It should be punishable by death. please log in to view this image ?
