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Average Liverpool team

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Rubbersoul, Aug 8, 2013.

  1. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Westerveld

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  2. Peter Crouch, Andy Carroll,
     
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  4. I'm pretty certain they fall into the '****' category <ok>
     
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  5. Hash.

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    yes well **** is as good as average ... we are Liverpool F.C. and average just dont cut the mustard at this great bastion of football ; Bill ***an after lfc won la liga and the confederations cup in 1859
     
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  6. Foredeckdave

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    Why limit this to players? If you allow teams then you have a perfect description of Arsenal
     
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    Robbie Keane.
     
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  10. Rubbersoul

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    Pacheco.
     
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    Where's Spearing?
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    so without reading through...

    GK: Westerveld/dudek either cos there were tosh
    RB: honeslty... johnson. he is pretty average. Finnan was better.
    LB: Bjornebye. very average. played on a while didn't he.
    CB: hmmmm.... wright and babb from the 90s. neither did much but were not toal gash like say song or staunton
    LM: leonhardsen... so average
    RM: hmmm I would vote for smicer or benayoun really.
    CM: barnes instanly forgattable in this slot, shame injuries robbed him of pace. I'd put meireles or maybe murphy in here too
    ST: 2 very average strikers? that means they had to play... heskey.... sorry but folwer mark ii... when he came back.. i guess most of all morientes
     
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    Dudek

    Kelly
    Skrtel
    Aurelio

    Riera
    Igor
    Murphy (loved him though)
    Kewell

    Maxi
    Baros
    Cisse
     
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    The defence is pretty abysmal. But that's only because over the last 15 year or so we've generally had a good regular pairing of centre backs with little competition.
     
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    Im getting flashes of my young teenage days playing LMA manager reading this thread! <yikes>
     
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    If you're looking for a 'meh' XI, just use the current one & remove Stevie DJ & Gnasher :)
     
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    Brendan Rodgers.
     
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  18. The artist JerryChristmas

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    You can't have Phil Babb in the average category <yikes> absolute garbage.

    Hello MFG :) I've missed you <ok>
     
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  19. Noblelox

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    Useless ****, couldn't run without staring intently at his feet. Half the time he was running the wrong ****ing way.
     
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  20. Noblelox

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    Another thread you could do, to really depress yourselves, is players we had the chance to buy, but didn't as Houllier was a thick ****. Ronaldo, Zidane.....
     
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