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Totally OT: Poll of the day - Butterface Girls - Would you?

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Noblelox, Aug 7, 2013.

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Would you do a butter-face girl?

  1. Hell no! I have standards!

  2. You don't look at the fire surround while you're stoking the fire...

  3. That's my wife you cheeky ****

  4. Beggars can't be choosers, and my god I'm a beggar!!

  5. There's nothing wrong with their faces, they are very pretty indeed.

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  1. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    Pippa is a mong and hilton ewww would rather put my cock into a bucket of wallpaper paste. Po faced ****
    Gaga? **** no, looks like a shaved hamsters arse
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  2. Radio Klopp

    Radio Klopp Armed & Dangerous

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    Hamsters mmmmmm,
     
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  3. StJohn_Red_Legend

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    Alert! - Richard Gere detected! - Alert!
     
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  4. Radio Klopp

    Radio Klopp Armed & Dangerous

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    I don't know what you're insinuating! I like hamsters that's all :-D
     
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  5. Noblelox

    Noblelox Well-Known Member

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    But could you eat two? And stick a third partly frozen one up your ****ter?
     
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    Partly frozen lemmiwinks<yikes>
     
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  7. Noblelox

    Noblelox Well-Known Member

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    The fun starts when they warm up a little, ask Mr Gere!
     
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  9. Noblelox

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    You would "destroy" would you? Sounds like the talk of a man who either has his cheery intact, or has a very teeny tiny manshaft.
     
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  10. Noblelox

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    Which two are RHC daughters again <whistle>
     
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  11. TBH, the third one isn't that bad, just remove the glasses.
     
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  12. Master Yoda

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    Lady Gaga is a serious no without all the make up. She has not got the raw materials.

    All the fancy dresses are her 'artistic' side... Nah she's brutal.
     
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  13. Master Yoda

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    Face like a tauntaun's arse
     
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  14. Treat Williams

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    I could put up with her mug if I was presented with this on my breakfast bar stool:

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  15. Noblelox

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    Stretch marks on her tits and belly, greasy shiny face, little skinny eyebrows, deformed nose, and worse of all ****e furniture.
     
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  16. Klopp's Mannschaft

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    Still would, the microwave makes up for it - sure sign of a decent meal afterwards <ok>
     
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  17. Tobes

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    Aside from the one that looks like it's packing a truncheon, I'd smash all of them.
     
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  18. #pickybatard
     
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  19. CCC

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    To paraphrase Jimmy Carr: 'You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire, but you do when she's sucking you off...'

    After a beer or three, I'd probably take the lot home...together...in a bucket! <ok>
     
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  20. Noblelox

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    May I draw your attention to my comment @ #29.....
     
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