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A question for the blokes (you're barred tina)...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Aug 7, 2013.

  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Aye ... numbing agent!

    turn them outside in and ye can rape away as she wont feel a thing <frankieboyle>
     
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  2. Medro

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    Good afternoon Mr Happy.

    Yeah because everyone makes up stories about gettin a softy during riding.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  4. Medro

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    Yeah they sell them in Boots, never tried them myself.

    Maybe a tip to keep the wee man up is grab the birds hairband and stick it round your cock & balls, I'm sure she wouldn't mind
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nah, I just use the cheapo non-brand condoms and everything's fine.
     
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  6. Medro

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    Had about 2 dozen of them from years ago when my ex went to family planning clinic.

    Never wore them with her so they just gathered dust.

    When we broke up & I started using them I was ****in scundered.

    The rubber was about a cm thick.
     
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  7. Null

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    Made yer cock 2cms then...
     
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  9. Medro

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    Wow wow wow, come back with the jokes tubby when you can see your cock without the use of a mirror <ok>
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Condoms ffs? Have you never heard of clingfilm?
     
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  11. Mind The Duck

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    This convinces me it was a lie

    Boy who never shows anything he likes in a bad light suddenly admits to erectile dysfunction, only to use it as "proof" he isn't lying
     
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  12. Tina.

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    Farmfoods bags <whistle>
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Not big enough <whistle>
     
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  14. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I slide a rawl plugdown the japseye then put a screw in the rawlplug for extra protection.
     
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  15. Medro

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    Can't fit the sadwiches into condoms

    A. I'm not a boy, I'm a man

    B. Never shows anything I like in a bad light!?! Wha!?!

    C. I would say most people who have had a skin full or have been on something else would readily admit to underperforming, as the comforting girl said to the crying Pendes "It happens to everyone"
     
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  16. Mind The Duck

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    A. Ill settle for man-child

    B. http://m.dictionary.com/t/

    C. See original point
     
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  17. Medro

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    A. Whatever tickles your pickle. I hope you pair are happy together.

    B. That doesn't explain what you meant.

    C. Gambols original point? Okay thanks. <ok>
     
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  18. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I see mindys still suffering errors in his operating system after yesterdays malfunction.

    ****s still no making any sense. Someone should just put him down.
     
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  19. Mind The Duck

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  20. Mind The Duck

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    Just keep talking, that'll work
     
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