Pippa is a mong and hilton ewww would rather put my cock into a bucket of wallpaper paste. Po faced **** Gaga? **** no, looks like a shaved hamsters arse please log in to view this image
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You would "destroy" would you? Sounds like the talk of a man who either has his cheery intact, or has a very teeny tiny manshaft.
Lady Gaga is a serious no without all the make up. She has not got the raw materials. All the fancy dresses are her 'artistic' side... Nah she's brutal.
I could put up with her mug if I was presented with this on my breakfast bar stool: please log in to view this image
Stretch marks on her tits and belly, greasy shiny face, little skinny eyebrows, deformed nose, and worse of all ****e furniture.
To paraphrase Jimmy Carr: 'You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire, but you do when she's sucking you off...' After a beer or three, I'd probably take the lot home...together...in a bucket!