Just saw a load of armed response at the old hospital, not sure if they went there with the stuff they nicked or the police have suddenly decided they need more training
There about people 5 from Beverley in my office and 4 of them are snobby bastards. If you don't think there are any snobs in Beverley I would suggest you may well be one yourself. Of course, I look down on them all as I'm from Cottingham.
Just explain how suggesting 4 out 5 people I actually know from Beverley were snobs is less of a generalisation than: Don't ever go to Beverley, matey. They've got you banged to rights.
One of my best mates lives in Beverley. He reckons he was having a chat with a couple of Bill Oddies the other week and they said it was one of the roughest places they've ever been to. He found it highly amusing but then again he's an East Hull lad originally. True story.
Was chatting to one of the ladies who works at the place that was robbed. She was made to get down on the ground while they smashed the place up and then made off in a getaway car up to the Westwood and got into another van/ car. Sounds all too Reservoir Dogs like to me.
I've noticed a lot more wogs here recently. Today I saw a mixed race couple and nearly vomited over the pavement.
What's worse is some ****s being nicking stuff from my shop. I know who it is, i just need to catch the bastard in the act.
I think there's a connection between the two. Two robberies in a day. Time for Erik to start up his vigilante group. It's a crime wave.