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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by CPofL KTBFFH, Jul 31, 2013.

  1. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    Lover boy is busy offline banging nurses.
     
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  2. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    I think I've got you quite excited!

    The problem with your rants when you lose the plot is that people can actually read back and see what was written. Drogs said he was born in Charing Cross hospital, I then made a comment about the place and asked why it was called that when it's located in Hammersmith (he never mentioned Hammersmith, I must have googled it very quickly!). As a visitor to the cesspit that is London I could only go by place names and tube stations which, being a "tourist", posed a question at the time.

    So, you asked where I shagged her. You can look that kind of stuff up online. Ultimately it's down to personal preference and consent. If you're a Chelsea rent boy you probably take it up the arse.
     
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  3. HRH Custard VC

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    So when did he become a UTD fan then?
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    He is upset, he was caught being banged by a male porter up the dirt box <laugh> I Fulham fan at that, so I was told, by Drogs :)
     
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  5. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    Night night sugartits. You really gave it to that nurse. Hopefully overnight you will recall where those quarters were.
     
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  6. One of the lads

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    :emoticon-0102-bigsm

    EDIT: I now see where you've confused yourself. The staff quarters were in the hospital. It would be odd to have the staff quarters of a hospital in another part of the city! You should take a deep breath before you post, you seem to get yourself into quite a state despite being the self proclaimed arch WUM!
     
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  7. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    If you don't pull again tonight you can curl up with one of HRH's dad programmes
     
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  8. One of the lads

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    My missus would be very upset if I did either!
     
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  9. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    Did you meet her at Charing Cross station?

    HRH's programme collection are laminated in plastic so she would never know
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Send her over to me :)

    My programmes are quality <laugh>
     
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  11. One of the lads

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    Some grotty nightclub round the corner from the hospital. You probably know it.

    You're getting off on this aren't you? Freaky.
     
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  12. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    You are the expert on getting off, apparently, with nurses at hospitals that magically move postcodes.
     
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  13. One of the lads

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    Your fascination fascinates me!
     
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  14. Drogs

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    Well this escalated <laugh>
     
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  15. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    That's obvious. Your memory of the incident seems to be returning slowly.
     
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  16. One of the lads

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    Have you ever bumped into Stan Collymore when you're out and about pursuing your specialist interests?
     
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  17. One of the lads

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    It's a shame he's banned from the United board. He'd get a massive kick out of some of Ruff and Sweats' escapades!
     
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  18. Drogs

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    <laugh>.
     
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  19. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    So that's where you got your nurse fantasy from. Did you Pm them this morn to get your story straight?
     
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    Too tame!
     
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