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Alan Partridge Film

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  1. alanpartridge

    alanpartridge Active Member

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    I will be at the premiere of my film Alpha Papa on Wednesday evening at the Kingswood Cinema.

    Guest of Honour Lady Rheinhold who is rumoured to be letting people nosh on her special corned beef.
     
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    alanpartridge, Aug 5, 2013
  2. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    I shall be there as well Alan, I trust it shall be an event bigger than all that has come before it in human history.
     
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  3. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Well-Known Member

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    So the Toblerones and Directors Bitter are on you then?
     
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  4. alanpartridge

    alanpartridge Active Member

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    It will almost be as big as Lynns hair that looks like it's been in an explosion.
     
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  5. alanpartridge

    alanpartridge Active Member

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    The Toblerone addiction was during a stressful part of my life. I put about 5 stone on. Got over it eventually.
     
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  6. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    Well, if it's that big, I shall be impressed.






    (well, if that doesn't sound like an innuendo, I don't know what does)
     
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  7. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    Ah, but Crash! Bang! Wallop! What A Video was a masterpiece, despite your problems at the time.
     
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  8. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Well-Known Member

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    Ok, have a Ladyboy & cup of beans to celebrate the launch then.
     
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  9. alanpartridge

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    Loosely connected with a driving safety film is one of the questions I'll be asking during my radio show in the film.

    " Have you ever met a genuinely clever bus driver ? "
     
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    Party Hull! Well-Known Member

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    I'll be going to see it on Saturday hopefully, after the testimonial.

    King of coffees, this one.
     
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  11. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Can't wait for this.

    Allow me to be a teenage girl for a moment or two:

    "OMG! OMG! OMG! It's Partridge! In a f*cking film! OMG! OMG! OMG!"
     
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  12. PLT

    PLT Well-Known Member

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    Has anyone happened to catch that Mark Forrest who is on Radio Humberside every night? He does phone-ins that really are as farcical as that. I'm sure there was once one about the best funerals you've been to. Seriously.
     
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  13. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    In off the red.

    I saw Bill Oddie getting out of a helicopter at Hymers. Is Sue Cook going to be there?
     
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    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    I saw it on Sunday, its ****ing ace.
     
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    originalminority Well-Known Member

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    and cheese smelling
     
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  16. PLT

    PLT Well-Known Member

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    Does Chazz know?
     
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  17. alanpartridge

    alanpartridge Active Member

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    I think Chazz is a fan of Alan Partridge and corned beef but I believe he is leaving Lady Rheinhold in charge of the corned beef tomorrow.
     
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  18. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Chazz is a fan of both, but Lady Rheinhold will be at home tomorrow sorry.

    In a rare snippet of my private life the mrs is called Sonia, so i often utter the phrase

    ""Well Sonja, that was classic intercourse. So... thanks!"

    She doesnt laugh but its worth it.
     
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  19. Steven Toast

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    "Come on Sonja, let's be appaling..."
     
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  20. alanpartridge

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    I can confirm that due to Lady Rheinholds suspected corned beef issues the new guest of honour for this evenings premiere at the Kingswood Cinema will be Lynn.

    Outside entertainment will be Monkey Tennis hosted by Chas and Dave.
     
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