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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    I DID NOT KNOW THIS!

    Water or Coke? We all know that water is important but I’ve never seen it written like this before. and REMEMBER if you "SHARE" this post it will SAVE on your personal page so you can refer to it later.

    WATER
    1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.

    2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.

    3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one’s metabolism as much as 30%.

    4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.

    5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

    6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

    7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.

    8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

    And now for the properties of COKE

    1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.

    2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.

    3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the “real thing” sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.

    4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

    5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

    6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

    7. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

    IMPORTANT INFO

    1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.

    2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials.

    3. The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!

    Now the question is, would you like a glass of water or coke?
     
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  2. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Took it from Facebook, Think it was Banksy who said he doesn't drink any fizzy drinks only water. Can see why! Saying that I rarely drink coke etc
     
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  3. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    ****ing hell been as the Gushead board, Cock on Revearse is already doom and gloom
     
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  4. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    I hope you have had a wash and disinfected yourself after your contact with the filth...:shocked:
     
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  5. hawkmoonfy2

    hawkmoonfy2 Well-Known Member

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    A wash with caustic soda is best after that sort of contact mind you some of them are better than others.
     
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  6. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Diritto ragazzi, io vado a letto fino alle tre del mattino. Cercherò di guardare in tanto, da non perdere me troppo e mantenere l'abuso su Lanny per me si prega di Shiny.
    arrivederci vedi tutto a presto
     
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  7. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Something about Fanny Lanny and myself..... Possibly a gay reference.
     
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  8. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Keep up with the abuse on Lanny the Fanny for me Shiny <ok>
     
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  9. Tom_BCFC

    Tom_BCFC Billy Bibbit Forum Moderator

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    Erm yh ..
     
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  10. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Oh right...... Will do :D How long you away for?
     
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  11. tiger-emyrs-wolf

    tiger-emyrs-wolf Well-Known Member

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    Not long enough :cool:
     
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  12. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    I shall be returning the Friday before Wolves, I'm off in a bit so see you all <ok>
     
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  14. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Have a good time
     
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  15. hawkmoonfy2

    hawkmoonfy2 Well-Known Member

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    Right guys, I'm going to bed until three in the morning. I'll try to look so much, do not miss me too much and keep the abuse of Lanny for me please Shiny.
    goodbye see you soon all
    That's from Google translate
     
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  16. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    There we have it. ROD makes no sense in both English and Italian <laugh>
     
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  17. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    ROD è gay, e ama il cazzo <ok>
     
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  18. hawkmoonfy2

    hawkmoonfy2 Well-Known Member

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    Chris gashead sei un mupet totale E tu sei una camicia coda sollevatore
     
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  19. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    Gussy is full of garlics.....:emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  20. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    It's Monday night! SOAP NIGHT :D

    Lauren Branning is back tomorrow night as well. Which makes Eastenders even more worth watching. Definitely a 10/10

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