who the **** wants to eat a lab grown burger with no colour/taste. they have to add all sorts of **** to make it resemble/taste like meat.
Jen posted last week that she doesn't understand the obssession with boobies. I can only guess that she has a really crap set of tits and nobody pays them much attention.
A new tactic, I see. Slag the diddies in order to get a pic to "prove you wrong". Like it, sir Like it.
She's going to at the very least defend her tits and tell us how good they are. Photies wid be a bonus.
I reckon I was close to getting some pics but some **** told her I had a burd and then, broken hearted, she started pumping jordan to mask the pain. Nae danger of fingers getting any pics.
Aye, ye were gettin a bit too close to her so I had to get ye oot the way. I didn't plan on the Jordan thing happeneing at all.
A reliable source from within the yes scotland camp today reported that in an independent scotland cock blocking will be a capital offence. Beware.
Hmmmm. My tried and trusted method of leaving burds with no options left but to shag me will have to be re-thought.
Just think of the opportunities here, you could have inter-changeable lab grown sex organs. Then you can go **** yersel