The worst thing about getting swine flu is, you cant pork anyone & its pigging hell to get rid off. So ill just trotter off, before i make a pigs ear out of myself. Dont worry i might be bacon later.
seems like stereo cannot comprehend puns, thats why on other threads he picks on spelling & sentence construction.
I get the impression you're easily impressed. I bet you can count all the way up to eight using your fingers
The worst thing about me being off on a sickie cause of swine flu, is that all my manager's live near me. I can't go snout for a few pints.